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Angry Marines mantra on company banner by Empyronaut Angry Marines mantra on company banner by Empyronaut
(From the Imperial records of the Administratum from Frisia)

"This remainings of a banner were found on Frisia Secundus after the Angry Marines cleansed the planet from its most precious economical ressource that was their vast seal population and the products manufactured from these gifts of nature. The banner stuck inside the rectum of what we expect to be the last seal that was slayn by the Astartes. We never found out why they did that, but yellow letters that were suspected to be consisting of transhuman astartes urine were found in the snow around the scene.
They were: -PWND!!!-
May the Emperor be with us and save us from another visit of these yellow devils..."

(I took the well known Astartes mantra "I am the hammer. I am bla-bla-bla...." and did a more angry version. Nothing big this time. But one point in my list that can be erased now. BOING!)
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Jaddi Featured By Owner May 3, 2016   Traditional Artist
This I need as a banner at work :D
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Empyronaut Featured By Owner May 3, 2016
Feel free to download it or whatever. I don`t give a damn about my works copyrights.
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centurion20000 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2016
I'm turning this into a fucking football jersey.
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:iconempyronaut:
Empyronaut Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2016
Cool! Send a pic of it if you like. I would really appreciate it and include it to the pics description if you allow me to. 
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Chaoskrieger Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015
"I am always angry" - so Bruce Banner is the Primarch of the Angry Marines?
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Empyronaut Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015
Take a look at my gallery and you might get an answer... (bin auch Deutscher, Kante)
grootekloet.deviantart.com/art…
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Chaoskrieger Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015
Ja, an das Bild erinnere ich mich nun wieder.
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dawnofwar1987 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015
There needs to be an animation of an angry marine saying all that, much like that fanmade trailer, The Lord Inquisitor's Grey Knights teaser trailer on youtube, only angrier.
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Empyronaut Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015
Oh, that`s a great idea. I would really love to see that, but when it comes to animation, I`m really not able to do that. I tried once and went crazy. It needs a large amount of knowledge and routine and mostly time and work to do acceptable stuff. Even "little" flash animations that are just a few seconds long can take days to create. And you need to create the actors in different layers and poses and backgrounds and a storyboard and a script and........ Not to mention that the Inquisitor project is AAA type of quality. But a lower quality version that tries to reinact the scenes of the trailer, maybe usung the same score and a nice voice could make a nice parody and gain some clicks I guess.
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oODark-DawnOo Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015
ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME! FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK YOOOOOUUUUUU!
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Empyronaut Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.............
COME TO MY GALLERY SHITFUCKCUNT AND DARE TO SAY THAT AGAIN YOU ULTRAMARINE LOVERBOY!!!!!
.....UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oODark-DawnOo Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015
COMING AT YOU RIGHT NOW YOU FART CATCHING, COCKSUCKING FUCKTARD! FFFUUUUUUUUU-
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Empyronaut Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015
I DARE YOU!!! I DOUBLE DARE YOU YOU TWATSUCKING KNOBJOCKEY!!!
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